1. wisepizza:

    sorry i only date pokemon masters

    (Source: nippleicious, via orgasm)

     
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  3. "Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book."
    — John Green (via kushandwizdom)

    (via getting-rid-of-this-fat)

     

  4. "

    Okay, we didn’t work, and all memories to tell you the truth aren’t good. But sometimes there were good times. Love was good. I loved your crooked sleep beside me and never dreamed afraid.

    There should be stars for great wars like ours.

    "
    — Sandra Cisneros (via writingsforwinter)

    (Source: macedonianmess, via moonii)

     
  5. stacksbreadup:

    This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

    (via surprisebitch)

     

  6. "Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
    — Robin Sharma (via kindahorngry)

    (Source: pureblyss, via tangledlives)

     

  7. dumblysbeard:

    you know most people’s obsessions change constantly but i’m just always: harry potter

    (Source: biliusronald, via prongsvssquid)

     
  8. awkwardrabbit:

    How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

    I have a wife, and 3 children

    3 Children. 

    (Source: soyunalbondiga, via surprisebitch)

     

  9. "Yeah it crushes my head when you call me your friend."
    — Butchwalker. (via dumbbellsandfastcars)

    (via getting-rid-of-this-fat)

     
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  15. sobersexting:

    babyferaligator:

    BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES 

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    (Source: 420dongsquad, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)